![]() But the point is, Crackhead, that you have done me wrong. And besides, I was eventually going to buy a 1/2" ratchet anyway so it's probably not worth it to take it back now."OK, now I'm rambling. ![]() Now, you might say that I should have just gotten a 3/8"- to- 1/2" drive adaptor instead of springing for the whole ratchet.Īnd to that I say "Shut the hell up, Crackhead, I'm not finished. So I had to buy a 1/2" ratchet along with the socket.Įven though the clerk took pity on me and gave me the senior citizen discount (I'm 2. My toolkit only has 1/4" and 3/8" ratchets. 8mm socket that would fit over my sparkplug, but it was for a 1/2" drive ratchet. ![]() So I had to go down to the neighborhood Ace hardware. But no, the sparkplug socket in my new toolset was for American sparkplugs. At least this time I had a spare sparkplug and the tools to fix it - or so I thought - having ordered a 7. This time you only took the right one - maybe you were having an off night. ![]() This morning, a scant fifteen hours after I rode it out of the shop, I found my motorcycle violated once again. Two porcelain sparkplug crackpipes just wasn't enough for you, was it Crackhead? You just had to come back for more. Crack heads say the darndest things! Another Bites The Dust Crackheads In Matrix Mode (Funny Azz Commentary) - Duration: 4:08. Funny Things Fat Men Say - Duration: 2:48. You couldn't rest on your laurels.Ģ47 comments to “Crackhead's Say The Darnedest Things!”. You couldn't just stay in on Friday, watch Letterman through the window of a home electronics store and then call it a night. But you couldn't just let sleeping dogs lie, could you Crackhead. Despite having to ride the bus for three days and dropping a hundred bones at the shop, I had gained some fascinating knowledge, a new set of sparkplugs, and a pretty funny anecdote about how fucked up you are, and how our paths once crossed briefly in the night. I figured the next time I parked at my girlfriend's place overnight I would have to buy some crackpipes and tape them to my bike as a peace offering. I rode home from the shop with a couple of spare sparkplugs and a smile on my face. Crackhead, it was really good to have my bike back though. Gyver fan, in a way I think this is kind of cool. They explained to me that "people" - I use the term loosely here - like you break off the tops of spark plugs and use the porcelain tubes to smoke crack.Īs an engineer and former Mac. Because the bike was immobilized I got a $3. All I knew is that I looked like a huge douchebag riding the Muni to work in a padded motorcycle jacket and helmet. Some kind of bizarre vandalism? A fraternity prank gone awry? I had no idea. The other crackheads must clown on you non-stop. And to that I say 'Shut the hell up, Crackhead, I'm not finished. What did the one gay magic mushroom say to the other gay magic mushroom? A. Other than the sparkplugs, the bike was untouched. At the time, I had no idea why anyone would do that. Plaza to find that you had sawed the tops off both the sparkplugs on my motorcycle. Some interesting 'Things that Crackheads Say'. Board index CRACKREALITY Discussion Group Discussion Group. that crackhead stole my son's wagon' or 'He'll never pay you back,he's a crackhead' Things a crackhead might say. Time to replace your kid and get a new one that isn’t horrific. The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent. Family will say you are 'irritable,' have mood swings and 'look sick.'. On Wednesday morning I emerged from my girlfriend's building by U.ĭON'T DO IT: A CRACKHEAD ALERT! I said, 'Hey, look, things will get better!'.
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